I hate Livejournal
My hatred for Livejournal grows with each passing day...I hate LJ soooo much. Flaaames on the side of my face...(name that movie!) Here's why I hate:
1) Their templates suck. You can't make a real webpage, it's just strings of journal entries. No way to put up links, photos (other than the one), counters, or other add-ons. This means all you LJ losers can't link to my page.
2) The "friends" ring is a way to exclude people. It dredges up painful memories. It's like the time growing up when all my friends started a secret club in the woods and they didn't want to let me be in it...jerks.
3) You can't search for members unless you pay. Pay for what? Their hosting sucks.
4) I can't post comments anonymously because I have an open proxy. Bullshit. My proxy was closed faster than a strip club next to a church. And even if it were open...so what. Let me post! All my brilliant comments have vanished into the ether...
5) I can't sign up for an LJ account because they suck. Their little graphic of letters that you must re-type to prove you're human doesn't load. Luckily, you can also play a sound file that reads you the letters...
6) Except when the link generates an error evertime you click on it. Way to go, LJ. Maybe you'll realize I'm not a spam robot when I burn down the building.
7) LJ pages don't always display properly on Netscape, probably due to sloppy coding or programming irregularities required by Internet Explorer. Netscape displays things as they are coded, without using backdoor autofixes.
7B) You may tell me all my tech problems with LJ are because I use Netscape. Balderdash! IE gives me the same sign up and proxy issues.
In conclusion, I hate Livejournal. All my friends should move to Blogger and everyone else at LJ should die. Peace be with you.
1) Their templates suck. You can't make a real webpage, it's just strings of journal entries. No way to put up links, photos (other than the one), counters, or other add-ons. This means all you LJ losers can't link to my page.
2) The "friends" ring is a way to exclude people. It dredges up painful memories. It's like the time growing up when all my friends started a secret club in the woods and they didn't want to let me be in it...jerks.
3) You can't search for members unless you pay. Pay for what? Their hosting sucks.
4) I can't post comments anonymously because I have an open proxy. Bullshit. My proxy was closed faster than a strip club next to a church. And even if it were open...so what. Let me post! All my brilliant comments have vanished into the ether...
5) I can't sign up for an LJ account because they suck. Their little graphic of letters that you must re-type to prove you're human doesn't load. Luckily, you can also play a sound file that reads you the letters...
6) Except when the link generates an error evertime you click on it. Way to go, LJ. Maybe you'll realize I'm not a spam robot when I burn down the building.
7) LJ pages don't always display properly on Netscape, probably due to sloppy coding or programming irregularities required by Internet Explorer. Netscape displays things as they are coded, without using backdoor autofixes.
7B) You may tell me all my tech problems with LJ are because I use Netscape. Balderdash! IE gives me the same sign up and proxy issues.
In conclusion, I hate Livejournal. All my friends should move to Blogger and everyone else at LJ should die. Peace be with you.
1 Comments:
i have 3 minutes in which to post all my problems with today:
1) I feel the immenece (sp?) of another 4 years under the wonderful Mr. Bush. help
2) the North Harris campus is a vacuum for any and all cell phone signals. How many bars do you have? shove it up your ass
3) Hilary Duff covered The Who's "My Generation". As if this weren't horrible enough in and of itself, she had to go and change the lyrics. "I hope I die before I get old" is now "I hope I don't die before I get old". She feels it generates a more positive message.
hopefully I will be dead by morning
<3 Krystal
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