snowball fight in hell

Obviously the end is near. Hell has frozen, and it's just a matter of time before we all get thrown into the Lake of Fire. Last night, the SMU football team won a game....of football! Granted, we were only playing San Jose State, but we're the team that loses to Baylor and UTEP on a regular basis. It was a good, solid win. I was at the game, and watched as a mob of students rushed the field after the game to tear down the goal post. Unfortunately, one student got hurt pretty badly and is in intensive care. I swear, we're making a great reputation for this school, putting people in the hospital from drinking water and celebrating wins. So that was last night, and then this afternoon the Houston Texans upset the Chiefs, 24-21. There must be something amiss, cosmically speaking.